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The Charming Monkey

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After playing Hotel Dusk Room 215 on the DS recently, I've become quite interested in Noir fiction. I already tried my hand at it (albeit in a tongue in cheek way) in the prologue to my review of the game. I really enjoyed writing that so much, so I'm going to attempt at writing a bit more. My plan is to write a story on my blog. I guess it's not going to be true Noir as I don't intend on it being that dark. A lighter Noir, if you will. A kind of Gris. I have a few ideas about the plot and characters, but I haven't planned that much of the story. I'm going to see where it takes me - it's a bit of an adventure.

The various parts can be reached via the links below (hit read more), and hopefully I'll be adding to it on a regular occasion. I have no doubt that there'll be the odd cliché, and it's very much a work in progress. Oh and a big thanks to JKing for the awesome CSS help!

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Life's Little Annoyances #470 - Having Too Many Nicknames For Holly

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So far we have:

  • Bean
  • Beany
  • Hollybean
  • Ickle Pickle
  • Icky Picky
  • Icky Von Picky ,shortened to
  • Icky Von
  • Icky McPicky
  • Ickster
  • Grumple Stiltskin (when she's in a mood)

I get a bit carried away :frown:

Life's Little Pleasures #521 - Contemplating Opera Guerrilla Marketing

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I saw this pic on Idiot Toys, and thought that it needed a lick of red paint. Who's up for a trip to Grizedale Forest? :wink:

Life's Little Pleasures #502 - The Joys Of Fatherhood

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Life's Little Pleasures #501 - Having Wolverine Hair In The Morning

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Life's Little Pleasures #500 - Holly's Sneezes

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Life's Little Annoyances #412 - Having a Lazy iPod

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I like the concept of iTunes' Genius playlists, it's just that my iPod doesn't seem to be that good at creating them. It's like he gives up halfway through. He's all eager, and up for the challenge when I tell him to go and find the similar tracks, and for the first three or four, the little chap gets it spot on. Then it goes downhill, and he decides to take a break, or something.

Yesterday, for example, I set off to work feeling lively and in the mood for something upbeat to accompany my walk to work. I choose "Don't Stop Me Now", by Queen, and set off on my merry little way. I pressed the Genius button, and a playlist was created. I would expect to see on said playlist some more upbeat tracks, maybe some 70s rock, some more Queen. I was secretly hoping for "Mr Blue Sky" by the ELO as it's one of the best tunes ever created.

The first few tracks didn't disappoint, but as the playlist went on, it all went horribly wrong. On came "Warwick Avenue" by Duffy, not exactly upbeat. I could appreciate what iPod was thinking - "I'm going to mix it up a bit, change the mood" - but then he went crazy, as he always does. I swear he has about 20 tracks that he puts into every Genius playlist he creates. No matter what I choose as my starting track, you can pretty much guarantee that these tracks will appear at some point. It's sloppy, and shows a lack of effort and thought.
IPOD: But you like those tracks, don't you? So what's the problem?
ME: Well I would quite like a bit more variety, you know. You've got over a thousand tracks to choose from.
IPOD: Yeah, well, I like these ones, and they're all bunched together - easy to find. And why are you blaming me? It's your music. Not my fault you have a taste for bland and generic tunes.
ME: But I could give you dozens of tracks that would suit that list better.
IPOD: Well then make your own bloody playlist. Listen, pal, I didn't want this job. It's not what I signed up for. Some geezer does a fancy update, and expects me to do extra work, and for what?!?! Nothing. The Union isn't happy about it, and neither am I. If I was you, I'd stop complaining.
ME: Or what, eh? You're my iPod, and you'll do what I tell you to.
IPOD: I'll tell people about the fact that you listen to Chas and Dave.
ME: OK, fair enough. Carry on.

Life's Little Pleasures #471 - Finding New Ways To Wii

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Yes, it does mean that my lightsaber swinging has to be a bit more restrained, and any battles with rogue Jedi and Rancors are going to be a little subdued, but it's the best way to play!

Life's Little Annoyances #400 - Having To Be Indiana Jones, But Not In a Good Way

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Imagine the scene... It's late at night. Holly's unsettled, and I try to comfort her. She slowly calms done as I pace back and forth, and then falls asleep in my arms. I go to put her back in her cot, and slowly move her toward it. Reminiscent from the above scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark, I carefully place her down, knowing that one false move could start her off again, and unleash a rolling boulder* if she wakes.

But success is oh so sweet :D It's just not how you'd want to emulate Indy.

*metaphorically, of course. The room's not booby-trapped with spears, rocks, or poisoned darts. Well, not that I know, anyhow.

Life's Little Pleasures #450 - Hollybean's Unintentional Funny Faces

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Hours of endless amusement (in between the crying and pooing...) :smile:

And I've taken the opportunity to upload some more pics to the Hollybean album.

Life's Little Pleasures #447 - The Music From The Mercenaries 2 Advert

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And you can download the full version here!

Holly's Arrived!

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What an unbelievable week it has been! From being woken up at 1.30am last Saturday by Pip telling me she thought her waters had broken, to Holly being born about 15 hours later, and then being taken away shortly afterwards with breathing problems.

I don't think I've had such a roller-coaster of emotions before, going from the trauma of seeing Pip in labour (due to a variety of things she couldn't have a painkiller, and she really needed one), the elation of Holly being born and holding her in my arms,

then the fear and panic of her turning blue and being taken to the Neo-Natal Unit and being attached to so many wires and tubes.

She was in there for just over a week, and although they unit has 24 hour visiting, you can't help feeling distant from her, and helpless.

Each day we hoped to see improvement, but for the first few days she was stable, but not improving. All we could do was look at her through the perplex, as the Doctors told us they wanted to have minimal interaction, concentrating all her energy on breathing.

But then there was a distinct change. It's like her lungs finally got the idea, and kicked in. She was taken off the oxygen for longer periods, and we even got to hold her.

The nurses and staff were fantastic, letting us getting involved as much as we could; changing her nappy, and helping with the feeds.

One by one the different wires came off, starting with the oxygen, then the drip and monitoring leads, and finally the feeding tube.

I was moved into the hospital to help establish a feeding routine, and slowly Holly started to feed for longer and longer. She wasn't, however, putting on weight, but the Doctors allowed us to take her home on Monday.

We had to take her back in today, to make sure that she had put on weight, and she had! A whole 4oz. So now she is home for good, and we're enjoying every minute of it. Even the night where she didn't settle until 4am :D

Life's Little Pleasures #422 - Khadman's Art Mastery

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Well I went to pick up my parcel, and it was my picture frame \o/

Now I can proudly display the N+ header that Khadgar drew. I just have to convince Wifety to let me hang it on the nursery wall...

Just ignore the white line down the side. I need to trim the photo a bit more ¬_¬

Life's Little Annoyances #356 - Having A Letterbox That Is Too Small For Parcels

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Damn you, letterbox! Now I have to wait a whole 24 hours to get my parcel, and make the dreaded trip to the Post Office to pick it up!

Life's Little Pleasures #413 - Bring On The Trumpets

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Makes me laugh for hours and hours...
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